April 2012
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
March 2012
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
A list of things that do not offend people
• • • • •
why are all the dots black you fucking racist
theatomicboom:
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9...
Reblog or like this if you think Jackie Emerson...
cocky-cato:
iloafpeetniss:
hungergamestributes:
ALL THE NIGHTLOCKS
THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SHE DID WHEN SHE RAN INTO KATNISS. OMFG. JACKIE YOU’RE AMAZING. PLZ BE IN MORE MOVIES OR I’M GOING TO CRY AND SHOOT MYSELF.
jamiesnewgroove:
Cato is that asshole in high school that takes gym class too seriously
10 years from now when I'm married..
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
Forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to.
whoviackian:
nyappyranger:
Today in class one of my professors asked if anyone could count to eleven without breathing.
I jumped up and yelled: “Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Baker, Davidson, Baker, McCoy, McGann, Eccelston, Tennant, Smith!”
One of my classmates was like:
What does that mean? You’re a moron.
Then my professor leaned over the student and said:
I love my Music...
crediamo:
If I had Morgan Freeman’s voice, I would follow someone I didn’t know around for a few minutes and narrate their life for them, then walk away as if it hadn’t happened and find someone new to narrate for.
